PCs - Kashuu

[moonlightbeast]

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[moonlightbeast]

[What the garden fresh hell is this?]

Okay, but I need to ask: what's up with that?

[He's pointing at the onion.]

[slashay]

That is what I needed some help with! I'm not really good with cooking or anything like that... And I don't like chopping onions.

[Look.

His mascara??? It could run????]

[moonlightbeast]

[Kashuu your MASCARA]

Well, if you're offering me food then it would be right to help. So alright.

[He can at least chop some onions. Even if they'll make his eyes a little misty.]

[slashay]

[HIS MASCARA!!! He sure looks delighted by that though, clapping his hands together.]

You're the best! Thanks a bunch, I seriously owe you.

[At least he's got everything that's needed right here for a good onion choppin.]

[moonlightbeast]

[Their choppin knives...

But yes, Atsushi will start chopping. And his eyes will start watering immediately.]

How much of this do you need?

[slashay]

[SWEET ATSUSHI... He'll be on standby with a tissue, it's fine.]

Uh... [GOOD QUESTION, THOUGH.] ...I dunno! Half of what's there? I think that sounds about right.

[moonlightbeast]

[Sounding kinda sus there Kashuu]

What does the recipe say?

[slashay]

[A second of silence as he thinks........]

...I can't really remember. I didn't write it down or anything. [Thanks, Kashuu.] But I'm pretty good at eyeballing stuff!

[moonlightbeast]

This is going to taste really oniony, isn't it?

[He. Still chops up the whole onion.]

[slashay]

It's okay! Whatever we don't use for this, I can just give to one of the other guys to make into something good.

[One of the people who actually cooks, he means...]

[moonlightbeast]

I guess that's alright, as long as it doesn't go to waste.

[What else does he have out? Atsushi is curious to watch his cooking.]

[slashay]

[He has... the onion! The pepper! Some various spices?? What appears like sage... Some things that look like they could be made into a savory tart filling, as well as some prebaked crusts that were definitely made by someone else, based on how good they look.]

Yep! You can take some if you want, actually.

[As he gets a bowl out and... LOOKS AT IT... And then dumps in some of the raw onions. Hm.]

[moonlightbeast]

Sure, thanks?

[He does not take any onions yet. He is watching this process to see what miracle food Kashuu comes up with. Keep going, he's watching with great interest.]

[slashay]

[It is so very, very clear that this whole dumbass has no idea what he's doing. The instructions he'd so carefully listened to just flew in one ear and out the other...]

...Sooo... [TURNING AROUND... and putting the bowl in the microwave.] Cook it, first! [YEAH that sounds right!!] And then we add the rest!

[moonlightbeast]

Are you sure we cook it in the microwave?

[Atsushi can't cook but he at least knows what a frying pan is.]

[slashay]

Yeah! [He says this with such unfounded confidence.] I mean, we can cook those whole microwave meal thingies in here, so this should probably be fine, right?

[moonlightbeast]

Probably? Oh, but don't stick metal in the microwave.

[JUST. Getting that warning out now.]

[slashay]

[THIS IS NOT KNOWLEDGE HE HAD and he pauses for a second.]

Eh? Metal? Why can't you put metal in here?

[moonlightbeast]

It'll break the microwave.

[slashay]

[THIS SOUNDS LIKE FAKE SCIENCE.]

How? D'you mean, like, if you try to put a big piece of metal in there? Too big to fit?

[moonlightbeast]

No I mean like. If you put a fork in there it's going to break your microwave.