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Date: 2022-02-25 07:22 am (UTC)
slashay: (i don't walk i strut)
From: [personal profile] slashay
That is what I needed some help with! I'm not really good with cooking or anything like that... And I don't like chopping onions.

[Look.

His mascara??? It could run????]

Date: 2022-02-28 08:04 am (UTC)
slashay: (into the edges round you)
From: [personal profile] slashay
[HIS MASCARA!!! He sure looks delighted by that though, clapping his hands together.]

You're the best! Thanks a bunch, I seriously owe you.

[At least he's got everything that's needed right here for a good onion choppin.]

Date: 2022-03-01 12:20 am (UTC)
slashay: (thoughts safe within my head)
From: [personal profile] slashay
[SWEET ATSUSHI... He'll be on standby with a tissue, it's fine.]

Uh... [GOOD QUESTION, THOUGH.] ...I dunno! Half of what's there? I think that sounds about right.

Date: 2022-03-01 04:14 am (UTC)
slashay: (and the loud loud rain)
From: [personal profile] slashay
[A second of silence as he thinks........]

...I can't really remember. I didn't write it down or anything. [Thanks, Kashuu.] But I'm pretty good at eyeballing stuff!

Date: 2022-03-01 06:49 am (UTC)
slashay: (VIP list)
From: [personal profile] slashay
It's okay! Whatever we don't use for this, I can just give to one of the other guys to make into something good.

[One of the people who actually cooks, he means...]

Date: 2022-03-02 04:35 am (UTC)
slashay: (nothing exceptional)
From: [personal profile] slashay
[He has... the onion! The pepper! Some various spices?? What appears like sage... Some things that look like they could be made into a savory tart filling, as well as some prebaked crusts that were definitely made by someone else, based on how good they look.]

Yep! You can take some if you want, actually.

[As he gets a bowl out and... LOOKS AT IT... And then dumps in some of the raw onions. Hm.]

Date: 2022-03-02 06:42 am (UTC)
slashay: (two steps to the left)
From: [personal profile] slashay
[It is so very, very clear that this whole dumbass has no idea what he's doing. The instructions he'd so carefully listened to just flew in one ear and out the other...]

...Sooo... [TURNING AROUND... and putting the bowl in the microwave.] Cook it, first! [YEAH that sounds right!!] And then we add the rest!

Date: 2022-03-03 01:27 am (UTC)
slashay: (girl what did that girl just say girl)
From: [personal profile] slashay
Yeah! [He says this with such unfounded confidence.] I mean, we can cook those whole microwave meal thingies in here, so this should probably be fine, right?

Date: 2022-03-03 04:23 am (UTC)
slashay: (thoughts safe within my head)
From: [personal profile] slashay
[THIS IS NOT KNOWLEDGE HE HAD and he pauses for a second.]

Eh? Metal? Why can't you put metal in here?

Date: 2022-03-03 05:28 am (UTC)
slashay: (oh?)
From: [personal profile] slashay
[THIS SOUNDS LIKE FAKE SCIENCE.]

How? D'you mean, like, if you try to put a big piece of metal in there? Too big to fit?

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