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[moonlightbeast]

Thank you, it's really hard to find a time to shower when nobody is in the communal showers.

But how did you know I was in such a low-ranked room?

[nullificates]

maybe i saw you enter! maybe i put a tracker on you! maybe i left a note under every door in my floor! maybe--

ah, does it really matter how i knew!

[moonlightbeast]

I suppose not, you have your ways of figuring things out.

[He never gets the full picture until Dazai decides to explain things, so he won't worry about it for now.]

By the way, did you get anything special when you got your room?

[nullificates]

nope its just a room

you did?

[moonlightbeast]

Yeah I got this green leafy plant. I'm not sure what it is.

[nullificates]

oh, bring it over! let me see!

[moonlightbeast]

Alright, give me a minute.

[We're going to say Atsushi manages to carry it without getting a whiff of it so that they can discover its magic at the same time. Also he's only bringing some of it, so there's more for future shenanigans.

Knock knock he's here and too polite to just walk in.]

[nullificates]

(it's not the highest of ranks, but dazai surely isn't in a bad position at all. a shower, storage, all the space that he definitely does not necessarily care for. if he has a place to read and somewhere somewhat comfortable to rest his head against, there's nothing to complain about. back in the mafia days, with all the money in the world, his home of a shipping container smelled like chemicals and death with nearly nothing inside.

the only reason why he likes it it's because he's above chuuya, and solely that. but, alas, he'll jump from his comfy bed once the knocks reach his ears, and his arms stretch up in excitement to see his mentee.)

Cooooome in!

[moonlightbeast]

Hello, Dazai-san.

[With the invitation he'll step in. Wow this room is so much larger than his, he can't help but stare in awe.]

This looks more like actual accommodations...you really did luck out.

[He has the plant in his hands. It isn't weed.]

[nullificates]

(come on, atsushi, too much talk (5 seconds) and zero time getting this plant sorted!

the size, shape and texture doesn't feel familiar in his hands, and like a dumbass who has no respect for his life, he will sniff it--
oooooh.)

Oh, it smells really nice!

[moonlightbeast]

Does it?

[Atsushi leans in to smell it too.

They're both doomed to euphoria, feelings of zoomies, and "tomcat behavior" now.]

[nullificates]

(his poor pupils are gonna grow to the size of the moon after just a single hit, and you know what? dope. very dope. the zoomies begin, but the zoomies of this insane maniac tell him - grind it! save it for later! in little baggies! for safekeeping!

he's gonna take it and run to the desk.)

[moonlightbeast]

[Atsushi is practically shoving his face against the plant before Dazai takes off, and his pupils are wide with disappointment when the good smell is taken away. But then he remembers it's on his hands too, so he just presses his hands against his face while smelling them. Not as good as the plant itself, but it will do.

He does not follow Dazai. And by the time Dazai looks back, Atsushi will be in tiger form and rolling on the floor.]

[nullificates]

(he's too busy, atsushi, too busy, SO busy, he can't look back right now, this is a matter of life or death!!! he's gonna have to cut it with his hands, so he can bring it to the kitchen to grind later, but look, quantities are important. he's going to have to rigorously test the potency per gram!!!

-- a big ass tiger in his tiny suite.

COOL!!! he can spare a bandage roll, for sure, to play. it's not like atsushi can hurt him anyway. so, get ready for two zoomied idiots, one waving a long bandage for a big ass tiger.)

HEHEHEHEEEEE!!!

[moonlightbeast]

[What's this? Something! Is moving! He must get it!!!

Look at these two stoned idiots, one waving a bandage roll for a tiger while the tiger is trying to get said bandage roll by batting at it while still on his back. It is exactly like what a cat would do, but this cat is beeg.]

[nullificates]

(he wants to touch the tiger... it looks so fluffy... can you imagine how soft the fur must be...

but dazai will never have such happiness in his life. as soon as his other hand reaches to pet the tummy... well...

it's just atsushi, but it doesn't really... stop him.... either the petting nor the flying bandage.)

[moonlightbeast]

[It might be worth it for the .5 seconds of fluff. Maybe.

But yeah now it's just Atsushi. Since he has fingers now he'll grab the bandage and grin up at Dazai.]

I got it.

[He does not object to the stomach-petting though. He's high and it just tickles a little.]

[nullificates]

(this was the most wonderful thing! it's so funny, because aren't tigers just huge cats? and isn't atsushi just a tiny cat? he's so delighted, and even more so at the fact that he's letting him continue. is atsushi ticklish? long fingers wish to know, and they venture down his waist.)

Hehehe, do you bite, too? Like a kitty!

[moonlightbeast]

[Help he's squirming to get away from Dazai's hands now as he laughs.]

No, I don't have fangs!

[His protests are lighthearted though, he's just having a good time.]

[nullificates]

(he's definitely not letting go, and he's laughing... until he decides something.)

HEY. HEY. LISTEN. LISTEN. WE COULD--

(nevermind, he's going to laugh and sink his face on the stomach he was tickling. he can bite! who needs fangs!!)

[moonlightbeast]

[Dazai laughing against his stomach makes him go "pfffffff".]

What, should I bite you?

[Oh no. There's gears turning in his high mind now. He might actually bite this man, the look on his face says he's considering it.]

[nullificates]

ONLY!!! If you kiss it better! You know, pain hurts! I'm not for it! But bites! Don't have to hurt!! Ah, I really feel like running right now! What do you want to do?! Do you wanna bite or do you wanna run?! I wanna bite AND run!!!

[moonlightbeast]

[Well that's all the encouragement Atsushi needs. He's going to grab Dazai's face to drag him up and bite his lower lip.

But he'll kiss it better right after.]

[nullificates]

(oh, a lot has changed since atsushi was all nervous in that closet, hasn't it? it's the beauty of drugs! the improbable, yet completely plausible comes out just like that! he's so electric that the kiss he decides to return is much, more more intense, because he feels the energy running in his veins. it's going to make him want to roll around with the other.

zoomies.)

[moonlightbeast]

[Zoomies!

Atsushi is chuckling into the kiss as they roll. He's in a playful mood too, and the way cats play is by pouncing on each other. So he's going to try and roll them so he's on top, pinning Dazai down with his arms.

'Try' being the key word.]